Munchkin Water (2007)

Part of the Munchkin series

Healthful!
Refreshing!
In-Game Benefits!

Despite the dangers of dihydrogen oxide, munchkins everywhere enjoy it, and now we have special, Munchkin-ized water. Unseal this 16.9-ounce bottle at your gaming table for bonuses to combat, and enjoy up to three in-game-benefit-producing swallows of Munchkin Water! Then sell the bottle for 100 gold pieces!

But wait, there's more! You can:

Use it to quench your thirst!
Rinse your mouth out after a handful of nachos!
Clean produce before eating!
Wash the dog!
And a million other applications!
Warning! Apparently not valid as a promotional item in certain casinos in Nevada

Additional Rules:
You may use this bottle in any game of Munchkin or it's sequels. It may be used during any combat.

1. Show everybody the bottle so they can read the rules and see whether it's sealed. Only if the bottle is sealed at the beginning of the game can you be sure it contains genuine Munchkin Water. Refilled bottles cannot be used for a combat bonus, even with a cheat card.
2. A sealed bottle contains three swallows - that is, doses - of Munchkin Water. Each swallow gives +1 in combat. You must unseal the bottle and actually drink one swallow for each +1 you want. You may drink all for one combat, to get +3, or spread it out between combats. You may give swallows of your Munchkin Water to other players, but be careful not to share Munchkin germs.
3. After each swallow, you must mark off one of the three boxes on the label. When all three boxes are marked off, the bottle is empty for game purposes, though you should still finish all the water, because it's good for you.
4. For alternate expanded rules see www.sjgames.com/munchkin/water